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A new song about Botany’s occupation. Pic unrelated. Lyrics: I am a botanist A god at growing pot like it’s Not a problem I toss my shit Every day, every way that I can To every woman and man in demand And I’m positive, These green leaves make my noggin spin. Got the cream of the crop for my toking friends My kin, smoke veterans Members of the galactic weed federation Medication Mist A strain so great make your brain straight twist Waste away, cave in, vapor blitz Quick take another hit Hold it in, release a fuckin’ cumulonimbus Best weed that exists Make you Neanderthal like you’re primitive Roll another joint make my eyes crimson Can I see? Don’t believe I can Where are my hands, they’re not where I think they am I got crops like I spend my days farmin’ I’m on top like global warmin’ I’m chill as fuck so don’t be alarmin’ I do no harmin’, I’m charming like Charmin. Good Karma, keep it gentlemanly I smoke tree then I stay real friendly Watson this shit here is elementary Better than a bender that’ll break your shit mentally I keep my altitude above the Rocky’s Got more ounces than valets got car keys Riding on a donkey I will crash your parties With a cup of Schnapps bigger than a large from Hardy’s My life ungodly but I still got ethics You call me folly but I’m serious like death, bitch You come partial, I’m full on with my method Stand correct or I’ll make both your head and your neck split. CHORUS: (Smoke! Smoke!) We get chopped up in this place constantly (Toke …

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